IT’S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG – Alright QCI-ders… so you all know about the Hawks and their return to Tampa in the Outback Bowl… to take on the Gamecocks of South Carolina. The World’s Crappiest Blog issued a bet to FITSNews (one of the top blogs in South Carolina) on the game. If the Hawks do not beat roosters bred for fighting… QCI will send down Iowa Pork Chops on Stick. If the Hawks are victourious… we gets ourselves a bag of South Carolina Boiled Peanuts… which by the way is the State Snack? All in fun for the love of smack talk. Bring it on QCI-ders and FITSHeads!
HAWK SMACK – Now… you can make your remarks about the Big Ten… high school conference? Please. We all know the first thing a Southerner talks about… when it comes to football… they go straight to the “SEC is the best conference ever” talking points. Yea, yea, yea… but you Carolina fans are gonna have to get used to something… real fast. There’s something you should know about Hawkeye fans… for which we are sorry… so sorry… we are sorry that Hawkeye fans are so awesome. For real… we’re like DEFCON 1 level of awesomeness. Seriously… for the next 20 days or so… we will fill you Carolina dudes in on the awesomeness of the Hawkeyes and the Tall Corn State (oh, and that’s Hawkeye State to you clowns up in Lames ERRR Ames). Here’s the first one…
HAWKEYE AWESOMENESS FACTS OF THE DAY – Not only do we win our rivalry games… we play for awesome trophies… see also Floyd of Rosedale. But when we are really putting a beat down on our backwords neighbors to the north… we get busy in the Metrodome bathroom.
MORE FOOTBALL… WITH HISTORY – Here’s a little somethin’ somethin’ forwarded on from an angry Texas fan…
BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II
US Ranked 4th
After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.
"Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."
Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories--Japan and Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event."
German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said "Yes, we lost to the US; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to enhance Germany's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces."
The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented " France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2."
Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines.
This is so hilarious on all sorts of levels… anyone ready for a playoff system?
ANOTHER HISTORY LESSON – With all the hub bub about the SCC meeting Saturday… here a little nugget that’s finding its way forwarded into the inboxes of activists across the state. Pay attention kids… our main man and warrior of the conservative movement, Darrell Kearney, is about to give you a lesson…
Monte and our friends on the SCC, just a short note. At the State Central Committee Saturday, several times, some members and guests described the U.S. as “a democracy”. I just wanted to remind folks that as an old rightwing radical in my earlier Conservative days, we learned that America is a “Republic” and that according to our founding fathers, Democracy was the worse form of government. As it was used in the Greek and Athenian Cities and Rome. The Romans discovered the flaw and became a Republic until the Caesars. James Madison in the Federalist Papers said that Democracy was “ communistic” toward private property and was simple majority rule without any protection for the minority. Dr Alexander Frasier Tytler, the noted Scottish Historian in the 18th Century, said. “Democracies are the worse form of government because as soon as the masses discover, they can vote themselves funds fr om the public treasury, they will vote for the candidate who promises them the most benefits with the result, Democracies always fail from a loose fiscal policy and are always followed by anarchy and dictatorship”. This is happening before our very eyes as we speak. Leftist educators and politicians have been trying to convince Americans for years that we are a Democracy. The national media run polls daily to report on what the majority of people want. So if 51% of people want to sack the Constitution, then it must be the right thing to do. This morning, one of the commentators on Fox News made the remark that a poll should be taken to determine if the American People want to nationalize the auto makers and if so then we should. Thomas Jefferson said, Democracy is nothing more than Mob Rule. I shudder every time I hear Republicans refer to us as a Democracy. Remember, “we pledge allegiance to the flag and to the Republic for which it stands”THIS IS A REPUBLIC, NOT A DEMOCRACY, LETS KEEP IT THAT WAY. Have a great day!
Sometimes, Darrell Kearney can put things in ways that I can understand them. Nice work DK!
QCI FACEBOOK STATUS OF THE DAY
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AND FINALLY… just love this beat. This song is so OJ Simpson… because it’s a guilty pleasure.