IT’S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG – Alright QCI-ders… so you all know about the Hawks and their return to Tampa in the Outback Bowl… to take on the Gamecocks of South Carolina. The World’s Crappiest Blog issued a bet to FITSNews (one of the top blogs in South Carolina) on the game. If the Hawks do not beat roosters bred for fighting… QCI will send down Iowa Pork Chops on Stick. If the Hawks are victourious… we gets ourselves a bag of South Carolina Boiled Peanuts… which by the way is the State Snack? All in fun for the love of smack talk. Bring it on QCI-ders and FITSHeads!HAWK SMACK – Now… you can make your remarks about the Big Ten… high school conference? Please. We all know the first thing a Southerner talks about… when it comes to football… they go straight to the “SEC is the best conference ever” talking points. Yea, yea, yea… but you Carolina fans are gonna have to get used to something… real fast. There’s something you should know about Hawkeye fans… for which we are sorry… so sorry… we are sorry that Hawkeye fans are so awesome. For real… we’re like DEFCON 1 level of awesomeness. Seriously… for the next 20 days or so… we will fill you Carolina dudes in on the awesomeness of the Hawkeyes and the Tall Corn State (oh, and that’s Hawkeye State to you clowns up in Lames ERRR Ames). Here’s the first one…
HAWKEYE AWESOMENESS FACTS OF THE DAY – Not only do we win our rivalry games… we play for awesome trophies… see also Floyd of Rosedale. But when we are really putting a beat down on our backwords neighbors to the north… we get busy in the Metrodome bathroom.
MORE FOOTBALL… WITH HISTORY – Here’s a little somethin’ somethin’ forwarded on from an angry Texas fan…
BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II
US Ranked 4th
After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.
"Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."
Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories--Japan and Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event."
German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said "Yes, we lost to the US; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to enhance Germany's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces."
The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented " France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2."
Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines.
This is so hilarious on all sorts of levels… anyone ready for a playoff system?
ANOTHER HISTORY LESSON – With all the hub bub about the SCC meeting Saturday… here a little nugget that’s finding its way forwarded into the inboxes of activists across the state. Pay attention kids… our main man and warrior of the conservative movement, Darrell Kearney, is about to give you a lesson…
Monte and our friends on the SCC, just a short note. At the State Central Committee Saturday, several times, some members and guests described the U.S. as “a democracy”. I just wanted to remind folks that as an old rightwing radical in my earlier Conservative days, we learned that America is a “Republic” and that according to our founding fathers, Democracy was the worse form of government. As it was used in the Greek and Athenian Cities and Rome. The Romans discovered the flaw and became a Republic until the Caesars. James Madison in the Federalist Papers said that Democracy was “ communistic” toward private property and was simple majority rule without any protection for the minority. Dr Alexander Frasier Tytler, the noted Scottish Historian in the 18th Century, said. “Democracies are the worse form of government because as soon as the masses discover, they can vote themselves funds fr om the public treasury, they will vote for the candidate who promises them the most benefits with the result, Democracies always fail from a loose fiscal policy and are always followed by anarchy and dictatorship”. This is happening before our very eyes as we speak. Leftist educators and politicians have been trying to convince Americans for years that we are a Democracy. The national media run polls daily to report on what the majority of people want. So if 51% of people want to sack the Constitution, then it must be the right thing to do. This morning, one of the commentators on Fox News made the remark that a poll should be taken to determine if the American People want to nationalize the auto makers and if so then we should. Thomas Jefferson said, Democracy is nothing more than Mob Rule. I shudder every time I hear Republicans refer to us as a Democracy. Remember, “we pledge allegiance to the flag and to the Republic for which it stands”THIS IS A REPUBLIC, NOT A DEMOCRACY, LETS KEEP IT THAT WAY. Have a great day!
Sometimes, Darrell Kearney can put things in ways that I can understand them. Nice work DK!
QCI FACEBOOK STATUS OF THE DAY
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Do it.
AND FINALLY… just love this beat. This song is so OJ Simpson… because it’s a guilty pleasure.
13 comments:
Darrell Kearney for President!
You have got to be kidding me. President of what? Darrell Kearney is living proof that RPI has become his own private assisted living facility. He has no expectations for fundraising success nor any goals for which to meet much less exceed. He gets a six figure salary and an assistant to do what exactly? Get 100 people to show up twice a year in Des Moines? I'm told he did not even give a fundraising report at the state central committee meeting. I wouldn't want to mention that either if I were him.
I'll give him this much credit though, he seems pretty good at sending RPI dollars to his son's catering business.
Boiled peanuts?? WTF G$!
You're telling me South Carolina ain't got anything better to eat than PEANUTS??
G$ - Not to open up this can of worms but Const Daily has a BVP timer on their website of how long he's been running for Gov! Rack 'em!!!!!!
Mr Hulsizer, thanks for your comments and criticism regarding my work at the State Party. Since I know you personally and have always considered you a fine young man and a friend, you deserve to know the true facts. (1) My salary in 2000 was $60,000 plus 10% bonus for every dollar raised over budget resulting in $85,000. Since 2000 my salary has ranged from $72,000 to $78,000 with no bonus program. In 2008 I reduced my salary to $74,000. This is all a matter of public record. The Finance report to the SCC is provided by the Treasurer. I make my self available for any questions. None were requestd from the Committee. Attendance at State Party Dinners generally range from 500 to 1000 depending on who the speaker is. The highest attendace was 2000 with George Bush in 2002 The Reagan Dinner this fall was our lowest attendance at 300 with Senator Sam Brownback as our speaker. Catering to the SCC is provided by several caterer's, but my son, Kent, provides us with low priced quality food priced to match HyVee which is always the low bidder. The Central Committee is well aware of our relationship and have never complained. I hope this is helpful to everyone interested.
Nice one DK. Seriously, DK does a great job.
Another history lesson... there would be no conservative movement in Iowa if it wasn't for Darrell and others who paved the way when some of us were wearing diapers.
Darrell Kearney... RACK HIM!
And double bad ass points for commenting here.
Out.
DK is my homeboy. and he's what's HARD WORKING at the party, mr. hulsizer. So shove it. You rock Darrell.
Barthy!!! These fucking kids are commenting on blogs again!!
DK is a class act. Way to go.
Shove it, Hulsizer.
I’m my opinion, Rubber Chicken is Rubber Chicken. As long as its the best price, who cares if Darrell's son serves it? Also, people need to stop throwing these allegations about people in Politics making $25,000 a month .... Or more ... I've checked literally hundreds of financial records an I have yet to find confirmation of any of those claims. Generally, if you see a big pay out to someone it is in the first report and includes back pay for work done before the campaign fund was set up.
We throw an awful lot of bombs at each other over stuff like this and almost all of it is totally unfounded. So please, before you attack someone like Darrell (or anyone else for that matter) check your facts and post proof if you're going to make a nasty claim.
Is there any way Grant can develop his own personality as opposed to stealing Jim Rome's?
Personality? I have zero personality.
Thanks for reading!
Oh I know somebody who's not gettin racked.
Oh I know somebody who's not gettin racked.
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