Not since the original "Gameday Post" has there been a true interest here at the World's Crappiest Blog. I mean... it's been very interesting to see the react of the cutting of the mullet... and what it really meant to a lot of you. Some of you have even been moved to put your thoughts to poetry. This is just one of the many Acts of Awesomeness... that the mullet could move people to write such wonderful words.
From a loyal reader in Eastern Iowa...
WE LOVE MULLETS, THEY MAKE US SMILE,
TO SEE A MULLET, WE'D WALK A MILE,
THE WORKDAY GOES FASTER AND IS HAPPIER BY FAR,
WHEN WE TALK ABOUT MULLETS WE'VE SEEN FROM OUR CAR.
WE SEE THEM IN THE MALL, WALKING SIDE BY SIDE,
IN ALL LENGTHS AND SIZES, FROM NARROW TO WIDE.
WE SEE THEM IN BARS, ATTRACTING THE BABES,
WE SEE THEM IN TRUCKS, WORKING IN THE TRADES.
MULLETS ARE GLORIOUS WHEN THEY BLOW IN THE BREEZE,
WOULDN'T A MULLET LOOK GREAT ON GUY ON A TRAPEZE!
MULLETS ARE FUN, AND WE ALL KNOW ITS TRUE,
IF SADDAM HAD A MULLET, WORLD PEACE WOULD ENSUE..
SO MULLETS ARE US, WE TRULY EXCLAIM,
FOR WE LOVE THE HAIRCUT WITH THE FUNNY NAME!
ID STILL HAVE ONE TO THIS DAY...PLEASE DONT BREAK OUT THE NOOSE,
IF IT WEREN'T FOR THIS RESEEDING HAIR LINE…AND WHATS NOT TURNING GRAY IS TURNING LOOSE...
From a Loyal Reader in Kansas City, Missouri...
To everything
There is a season
And a time for every purpose, under heaven
A time to be born, a time to die
A time to plant, a time to reap
A time to kill, a time to heal
A time to laugh, a time to weep
This season we were apart of something phenomenal.
We witnessed greatness and a little bit of obsession.
As the playoffs came to an abrupt stop
So did the hopes and dreams of seeing the flowing goodness
And I've learned something, too. I've learned that a flawless profile,
a perfect body, the right clothes, and a great car can get you far in America
almost to the top - but it can't get you everything.
The mullet has come and will soon go.
In the words of Mick Jagger:
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes
you get what you need.
you get what you need.
From a loyal reader in Eastern Iowa...
WE LOVE MULLETS, THEY MAKE US SMILE,
TO SEE A MULLET, WE'D WALK A MILE,
THE WORKDAY GOES FASTER AND IS HAPPIER BY FAR,
WHEN WE TALK ABOUT MULLETS WE'VE SEEN FROM OUR CAR.
WE SEE THEM IN THE MALL, WALKING SIDE BY SIDE,
IN ALL LENGTHS AND SIZES, FROM NARROW TO WIDE.
WE SEE THEM IN BARS, ATTRACTING THE BABES,
WE SEE THEM IN TRUCKS, WORKING IN THE TRADES.
MULLETS ARE GLORIOUS WHEN THEY BLOW IN THE BREEZE,
WOULDN'T A MULLET LOOK GREAT ON GUY ON A TRAPEZE!
MULLETS ARE FUN, AND WE ALL KNOW ITS TRUE,
IF SADDAM HAD A MULLET, WORLD PEACE WOULD ENSUE..
SO MULLETS ARE US, WE TRULY EXCLAIM,
FOR WE LOVE THE HAIRCUT WITH THE FUNNY NAME!
ID STILL HAVE ONE TO THIS DAY...PLEASE DONT BREAK OUT THE NOOSE,
IF IT WEREN'T FOR THIS RESEEDING HAIR LINE…AND WHATS NOT TURNING GRAY IS TURNING LOOSE...
From a Loyal Reader in Kansas City, Missouri...
To everything
There is a season
And a time for every purpose, under heaven
A time to be born, a time to die
A time to plant, a time to reap
A time to kill, a time to heal
A time to laugh, a time to weep
This season we were apart of something phenomenal.
We witnessed greatness and a little bit of obsession.
As the playoffs came to an abrupt stop
So did the hopes and dreams of seeing the flowing goodness
And I've learned something, too. I've learned that a flawless profile,
a perfect body, the right clothes, and a great car can get you far in America
almost to the top - but it can't get you everything.
The mullet has come and will soon go.
In the words of Mick Jagger:
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes
you get what you need.
you get what you need.
