The tributes keep rolling in... and some of you are freaking amazing. We always knew that QCI-ders were uber creative and way better than the editor of the World's Crappiest Blog...Looks like there are already songs be cut for the mullet. We have recieved some lyrics via the QCI Mail bag... here's one from a very loyal reader and fan up in Clear Lake, IA... I think this is a remake... but super good...
Snuffed Out Cigarette
(in the style of Candle in the Wind)
Goodbye G$’s Mullet
Though I never knew you at all
You had the balls to grow this thing
While those around you stood in awe.
They followed you on Facebook
They posted some comments
And they gave thumbs up
You brought back the vintage look.
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a snuffed out cigarette
Knowing this could be the last drag
When the playoffs end
The State Fair could have known you
But this is it
Your smokes burned out long before
Your legend never did
Awesomeness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
El Caminos created a superstar
And the barbers floor was the price you paid
Even when you were cut
Fans still how they hounded you
All the comment had to say
What’s up with you cutting it off, dude
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a snuffed out cigarette
Knowing this could be the last drag
When the playoffs end
The State Fair could have known you
But this is it
Your smokes burned out long before
Your legend never did
Goodbye G$’s Mullet
From a young lady who sits in tears
Who sees this more than awesome
More than just business in front and party in the rear
