Hello Comrades! It's your favorite crappy blogger G. Ruble. Since Politburo tells small business owners what to do... we comply and celebrate all that is good with the Union of Soviet Socialist Counties!

Forget that Shawn Johnson, she's no competition to Ivan Drago. Because there is no need for Gods and idols when you have heroes like Comrade Drago.

Now, your friend, comrade G. Ruble loves the Iowa and Iowa State fight songs. But their music is nothing to the great sounds of Mother Iowa's Red Army Guard band that plays out a true anthem we can rally behind. Please everyone, turn up music and sing! Be loyal to Mother Iowa!