CC: Apostles, Snuggies and Krusty... who's bringing the beer?

So... let's do a countdown... it'll be short and probably end up as a damn it rant... but what the hell, right? I'm sorry that I'm awesome.

KRUSTY LOVES TO WEAR ROBES BACKWARDS - So yea... the Hulk Hogan of the blogs is handing out shout outs today. Nice... So... yeah... I guess my pic is in the DMR/Metromix thinger from the Snuggie pub crawl... yeah... some how, I ended up in there. So would I have participated if I knew about it? Hell no... it's a friggin' robe put on backwords... but I'll admit, who every came up with it... I'd say its a good bit... you got a whole bunch of people to buy the shit... and making millions...

NOT MUCH OF A SNUGGIE GUY - At the risk of pissing off a lot of readers... who loves themselves a whole lot of snuggie... here we go... so yea... glad you like them... but for real... wouldn't be caught dead in it. Seriously... when all those peeps were snuggyin' it up at Johnny's... my first thought was... "What the... did I mess up with my Lenten fasting things? What's up with all the apostles showing up at Johnny's?" Then I was like... oh... a Snuggie Pub Crawl... nice.

THE WORD SNUGGIE BOTHERS ME - Yea... totally does... because where I come from... snuggies are what many of you refer to as wedgies... so yeah... I see that ad on TV and I'm thinking some freshman at South High is gonna get his skibbys up is crack... and there will probably be some pain involved.
KRUSTY SAYS DON'T SING IT... BRING IT... So yea... Hershel, you know I bring the costumes... I don't bring that weak ass stuff up in this humpy bumpy for nothin'... believe me... when I bust out the outfits... its on like Donkey Kong... where's yours? Oh yea... you have that incognito thing going for you... :) yea... see also Chris Farley outsfits... yeah... won $500 at the U Bar once... I'm damn good... its somewhere on the Facebook.

LACK OF POSTING - Yup... I'll own up to that... you see... and I have gone through this before... but... I try to keep original stuff going on here... you know? Kind of the state of the rightosphere... yourpolitical stuff is basically on the Bean Walker and the Yankees of the Rightosphere... the Iowa Republican... by the time I'm ready to post something on politics... there's like 6 different posts out there... and I'm like... yeah... dead horse has been beaten... and I get bored with it... so yeah... all I gots left is Mullets, Chiefs, Metallica, fart jokes and other junior high humor... which is what you all want anyway.... right? Are you not entertained?

So yea... there you go... plus... I'll be doing a ton more quick hits... because I have A.D.D. that way... let's get the party started... a quick clip from one of the best movies ever... crank it... Ok... maybe not at work...

Qucik Hits: GM & POTUS

Alright... now I really didn't want to get into this... because... I'm no economy guy. Stocks? Whah? Bonds? What the hell are those... Mullets? Now your talkin'.... Cold Beer? Hell yes... Who's the Chiefs getting in the first round... I have my theories... But economic stuff? Insert my inner Jim Mora here... Playoffs!?!? Playoffs? Playoffs!?!?!

So yea, I hope proved my case that... I'm simply minded... and not so much a daily reader of the WSJ... But, I do have some small town common sense once in a while... keywords "once in a while."

So OK, as a proud owner of a Buick.... GM and POTUS... let's talk about it.

Now... remember that bit where people say from time to time... "You know, the economy isn't the President's job description." "Presidents aren't the end all be all of the economy." Blah Blah... Blah... Zzzzzz... Blah... So yeah... Always agreed with that statement... from Bush to Clinton to Bush... or when I started to pay attention to this stuff, always subscribed to that school of thought... you know, until now.

When the President of the United States can fire the President of General Motors... Mr. President... this economy, officially became yours... Yessir, this thing is all you now. That's direct... straight up. No fakin' the funk on the nasty dunk... yup, this ones yours. Great job out of you. (sigh)

Mix Tape: Los Colorados

Alright, more randomness and regularly scheduled crap coming your way... but, the QCI Tunes Department stumbled upon this group called Los Colorados... from the Ukraine. So yea.... they did this Katy Perry, Hot & Cold cover.... of which I think they made it ten times more bad ass... check it...

Then there some other good stuff... not exactly sure what they are saying... but my guess is... you get a garage or machine shed full of cool and fun loving peeps... a few kegs... and this band... it's gonna rule...

Told you dudes.... don't know why... it's just good stuff...


On top of all of that... check out those freaking mullets!!!!! They are getting like 200 more bad ass points.... all they need is the Jared Allen mean ass fascial hair... and they are golden. Methinks I found a new favorite...

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!

WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON UP THERE!?!?!?!?! WOW!!!!!! unbelievable....

First... the B-Dub alerts.... sirens and all...

...then the FlyBoys chime in.

...then Eby gots it.

Alright... we know there are some peeps down and out... but a friggin' ranking labor guy? That chilled with Biden in Denver?!?!?!

What's this guy thinking? "Yea... gonna go own to the Capitol and lobby on Thursday... but, you know... if I could snag a purse or 2... I'm golden." HUH!?!?!?!

Wow... are you kidding me?!?!?!?!

I think you're gonna find some peeps drinking tonight... very heavily.

The Green Stuff...

Alright, here's something fast this morning... while you know... there's a whole lot of people not showing up to work today... I went... well, where I always go yesterday to take in the festivities... Tweeted a bit about it... and here's a couple thoughts/questions...

1. What's with coloring your hair green? Yeah, yeah yeah.... I get the wearing green crap, alright... but... your hair? Shouldn't it be red or orange? Oh... and I don't think St. Patrick had a green beard either... you're doing it wrong.

2. When did beeds become a part of the holiday? Then again... when did beeds become a part of every holiday... other than Mardi Gras? Betcha I can come up with 2 reasons why... hmmm...